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12.06.2025 00:15
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Still no good.
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
No way
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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